bootythug:

drycoochie:

I’m scared

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Me: am I mean?
Friend: yes
Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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wifined:

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk aboutimage

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

officialunitedstates:

jemiferaniston:

officialunitedstates:

if the neighborhood isnt going to help me wash these squirrels i guess i will have to do it all by myself

why are you going to wash squirrels 

someone has to

embarrassmental:

lnktastic:

I wanna go to a movie with you and do inappropriate things in the back row 

like sneak in candies and soda