ericboreman:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.mom: i will try.instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

yeah i bet your mom did that

ericboreman:

me: mom please get me a boyfriend for valentines day.
mom: i will try.

instead she got me this giant cucumber, a bottle of lube, a condom, and on a sticky note she wrote “this was the best I could do - love mom”

yeah i bet your mom did that

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